DudeWheresMyLion

and I'm GONNA TRY THIS TIME.


But I'm only gonna upload My Little Pony and Pokemon content here~ 

ALSO. I'm going to put EVERYTHING on here into my scraps. I want to start FRESH.

To anyone who actually STILL watches me here, I hope everyone's ready because I plan to start using this account again and with this account, I plan on drawing Lion King art, and lion ocs of mine. 

So uh, yeah. I'm probably going to do a HUGE massive cleaning on this account and start anew

I don't get why we have to shave. 

Shaving is hard work and the hair just grows back. 

No one ever sees my armpits or legs, or would even pay attention.

Don't get me started on "but u shuld shave ur area hair." no. Do you know how PAINFUL THAT IS? IT HURT SO BADLY IT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH A HOLE IN A WALL. ITCHING YOUR GROIN CONSTANTLY IN PUBLIC IS NOT OKAY. 

I'm not shaving to look pretty, no one notices the little effort I DO put into myself, so I don't care lol. Why should I try to look nice for people who literally don't give a crap? 


look wat u did. Got me preaching it. 

Ever since I've been working, I'm starting to see and hear of a lot of weirdos at where I work (I do not plan to say where due to many reasons) and how stupid and nasty people can really be, but hey, this stuff makes for hilarious stories to tell when I get home, right? Yes it does. 

Anyway, I was thinking about posting some of the hilarious stuff that happens there. Of course, I will NOT disclose names or my place of work's name. But I have a few things typed up to post here. Mostly recent things; I'd have to ask my mom or co-workers about past things. 

Anyway, here we go!

1) This guy came in to pick up his order, and his butt was sticking out of his pants. Our driver kept staring at him, probably wondering what was wrong with the guy. I mean, it was cold out that day; how do you NOT feel the cold against your bare butt??

2) A man and his son came in one night to pick up his order and he started grumping about how his wife is always rushing him to do everything. Then after him and his son left the store, our boss told me and our driver to hang on until he left the parking lot. The man and his son sat in his truck for 5 minutes. I guess he really wanted to make his wife mad by taking his good old time.

3) A woman called to place an order and my boss answered the phone. This woman said "yeah I'd like to order a steak." Our boss asked the woman "a steak what? Steak rancher pizza, steak sub, steak wedgie (a pizza crust sandwich, which are really good) and the woman on the phone said "Yes." My boss then explained to her what did she want. The woman said "I don't have to take this attitude" and hung up. I mean, how hard is it to tell us what you want to eat?

4) One night a woman called (we believed her to be drunk) and our driver answered the phone. The woman on the phone wanted to order "uncooked breadsticks" to which our driver then said "but they'd stick to the inside of the box." The woman on the phone said "okay" and hung up.

5) Our driver went over to a bar lounge and delivered a pizza to this lady. This lady was obviously drunk because she asked our driver in a drunken voice "Do you have a little safe place to put the money in?" Our driver told her she had a pouch to keep the money in and said "okayyy."

6) We had this man come in to pick up his order, and before paying, he said he forgot his coupon, then asked if he could still get the discount on his order. One of my co-workers said "Sorry sir I can't do that; you'll have to pay full price." The guy said "hold on, I'll go to get my coupon" and started to walk towards the door, then came back and said "No, I tell you what. I'll pay full price, but since I'm such a valuable customer, I won't order from here anymore" and then angrily tossed his credit card on the counter, payed for his order and left. I was kinda standing there a little scared wondering if he would had done anything bad, but he left. We told our boss and she checked the computer base to look for his past "valuable customer" orders, and here the guy hadn't ordered from our shop for 3 months. Oh yes, he was SUCH a valuable customer that we would be bankrupt without his business!!!! Yeah. Reeeeeaaallllll valuable. 

7) Real good one. So a woman ordered a pizza and potato wedges, and she calls us back about an hour later saying how gross and disgusting the food is and how she took a bite of her potato wedge and threw it and the rest away. My boss had answered the phone and asked the woman if she wanted a refund for her food order. The woman on the phone then mentions herself as sick with something and that her husband is eating the pizza. Why would you order pizza if you're sick? I sure don't want to even THINK about pizza if I'm sick, plus, if the food was "gross and disgusting" why is your husband eating it? Men can be picky, and if something tastes horrible, they WILL let you know. 

8) I cannot believe I forgot this gem! One night a guy came in to put in a delivery order for a pizza, but he said he wanted to be taken home with the pizza. Ummm, sir, you cannot do such a stupid thing. 
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Will add more as they come, or come back to my memory. People really make you wonder, eh? 

If you have ANY hilarious or interesting experiences with working with the public, DO SHARE. I love these kinds of stories and I just eat them up like pizza. 

I can't believe it's Christmas Eve already o-o This month, no. This YEAR has gone by so fast! 

Tomorrow is Christmas day and it's hard for me to wrap my mind around that fact. Anyway! 

I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas! Or Happy Hanukkah! Or Happy Kwanzaa!!! Whatever you celebrate!